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Content Promises: 10/10 Content Quality: 9/10 Content Quantity: 9/10 Usability: 7/10 Updates: 8.5/10 Exclusive Content: 10/10 Downloadable Content: 10/10 Extras / Bonuses: 0/10 Price: 6.5/10 Reviewer’s Rating: 5/10 Total – 87/100 |
Description
Here is a site that claims pictures are not where it’s at anymore so all they’re going to show you is DVD quality high resolution videos. They invite you to get your imagination running wild and your hands working fast. Hmmm … now that’s a different approach.
Site Promises
As I’ve already said, the site offers you DVD quality high resolution videos suitable for people on Broadband. The site also promises gorgeous shemales in hot action and you get full download access to them and once you have them they’re yours to keep forever.
The site also promises an “amazing variety of different shemale fantasies and scenarios�, weekly updates and members’ bonuses.
Well the site talks tough, let’s see if they really do deliver.
Impressions
Hmmm … this is one of the few sites that ask members to enter their username and password twice just to hit the member’s homepage and when you get there you find that the member’s homepage consists of a single photo along with three links – Updates, Videos and Support.
That has got to be the least populated members’ homepage I have ever seen. Ok – being brave I hit the ‘Update’ link and found myself looking at a list of updates going back to January 2005. There were 90 videos listed on that page but obviously some of them feature the same girl.
Each of those videos is a link and I chose one at random and immediately found that the movies are presented in Mpeg4 format and I’m going to need to download a special driver. Fortunately I use Windows so finding the right driver doesn’t look as hard as it appears to be for those who don’t use Windows.
Somehow I’m beginning to think that this site is elitist. Sure you can leave out images if you want to but there are more people on dial up than there are on broadband as I write this so why doesn’t this site cater for those?
Then, when you’ve paid your money, you suddenly find that you have to download something else just to see the movies? Nah – the quality of those movies will need to be the most incredible you’ve ever seen to make up for all this elitist crap.
So I download and install the necessary driver and what happens when I click on the link to one of the clips? Nothing, it wouldn’t play and it wouldn’t open anything so I right click and save target as and now I’m waiting.
My mid-range DSL connection is downloading it at a very pedestrian pace and I’ve got nothing to look at while I’m waiting to download the first clip.
That’s right, the movies are divided into clips and there appears to be no way that you can download the full-length movie. So while I’m waiting I try one of those other links. Of course there are only going to be more videos to see but I guess that’s better than nothing.
Behind the ‘Videos’ link there are links to 24 pages. Each page has four thumbs on it and each of those thumbs will take you to the download page for one of the videos. From what I saw it seems that the five clip deal that I found for the video that I am currently trying to download is the same for all the videos on this site.
I certainly hope that other members’ find these clips download faster than what I’m getting this one down at. At the present rate it will be nearly 45 minutes from the time I clicked on the link for the video to the time the first clip is fully downloaded. And because there are no images to keep me amused I’m going off for a coffee.
Ok … I’m back and 43 minutes after I hit the video link I have a high quality 4 minute and nine second video clip to watch. The quality is truly exceptional, the picture is crystal clear and I genuinely have never seen better – even when I kick it up to full screen mode.
The camera angles are good and I’m sitting here typing this on one monitor while the other has me up close and personal to a gorgeous shemale who’s getting her cock and balls sucked.
Does it turn me on? You bet it does but it would have turned me on so much more if it hadn’t taken so damn long to download … and it’s only a four minute clip!
To be fair to the site perhaps their server is running slow today and other days it just flies and it could even be my connection but it was certainly downloading files a whole lot faster than this before I hit this site.
So I decided to try another clip from another movie. At least this time when I left click I get the Windows Media Player and after entering my username and password again I wait ….and wait … and after two minutes it’s still trying to connect so I shut it down.
I left click, save target as and go and make myself another cup of coffee. Fortunately I bought myself the latest edition of my favorite computer magazine today so I have something to do while I’m waiting for the clip to download.
Maybe these guys don’t consider DSL to be broadband? Now there’s a thought I had never considered.
Ok I’m back again and this time I have a 4 minute 10 second clip and it only took 38 minutes to come down the line. This time the video is of the exact same high quality and really nasty hardcore action.
I would have loved to have downloaded the whole movie and watched it because the guy getting nailed by the shemale looked and sounded like an anal virgin and seeing him with a big-cock shemale certainly got me hot and horny. But there was no way that I was going to sit through 35 to 45 minutes per clip just to watch that.
One thing I did do while I was waiting for the clip to download was to run a trace to the server where this site is situated. Yeah don’t look surprised – sex mad females like me also understand things like running traces and spotting bad connections and there did appear to be several slow links between a couple of nodes so maybe it was a case of the site suffering some bad connections.
Still I can only call it as I see it and for me this site was as slow as a very sick dog. But that doesn’t mean it won’t work for you. If you’re on broadband I very definitely suggest that you check it out because the technical quality of the video is the best I’ve ever seen.
The hardcore is pretty good too and I would have loved to have seen more of it.
I think the lack of image galleries in this site is a definite bad mark against the site and it would definitely benefit from having images. To suggest that image galleries are a thing of the past is just plain wrong. There are still plenty of people who like to look at the images and not to provide them is a mistake.
The site tour offers members some bonus sites for loyalty. I guess as a reviewer I’m not very loyal because I saw no links in the members’ area to any other sites.
Conclusion
If the tour loads fast when you visit the site then I would suggest that the site could be worth joining. The fact that you’re only going to get a bunch of short clips instead of the full-length movies is a black mark against the site but if you have a way of stitching those clips together then this site could be worthwhile.
I think that because my experience was not the best I really should leave it up to the individual to decide for themselves whether or not the site is worth joining.
